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m_i_rite
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 00:47:51
I'll need at least two, so we'd better get started:

1. Relocate his 50 frozen dinners to the microwave, hope he either eats himself to death, or dies of starvation after wards.

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pumpki
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 00:48:40
if they are of the opposite sex and hot then...
2. DEATH BY SNOO SNOO!
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m_i_rite
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 00:49:37
3. Hot air rises, open the window
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m_i_rite
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 01:02:34
4. Leave them alone long enough and they'll do it on their own.
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xX5P1K3Xx
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 01:12:25
Yey pumpki!!!

5. heat up a wire and wrap it around neck while target is sleeping and pull wire up to head after it bruns in to skin...
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Edit By: m_i_rite At: 2009-10-18 1:27:21
Half the world 'gon love it 'cause the other half love to hate.
pumpki
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 01:52:14
6. After a beautiful fight scene stand over your roommate (foe) and say "We're oft to blame, and this is too much proved, that with devotion's visage and pious action we do sugar on the devil himself." and when your roommate (foe) replies "What does that mean?" you say "Spare the Rod" and bring his own nightstick down on his head... or thats how V would have done it...
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xX5P1K3Xx
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 02:26:47
pumpki Said:


6. After a beautiful fight scene stand over your roommate (foe) and say "We're oft to blame, and this is too much proved, that with devotion's visage and pious action we do sugar on the devil himself." and when your roommate (foe) replies "What does that mean?" you say "Spare the Rod" and bring his own nightstick down on his head... or thats how V would have done it...
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Moar Around This:
"But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.:"
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Pumpki
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 11:49:03
that last one is cool and all but.... where is the killing the roommate in that? fail
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xX5P1K3Xx
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 11:53:58
lol true but its epic tho...
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co9ol
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 15:48:13
man, you guys are really missing the big ones!
07 cook them bacon for every meal until death my heart attack
08 lock them in their room until they starve
09 lock them in their room and send smoke/bad gasses into their room
10 knife?
11 modify microwave to work with door open, there are many possibilities
12 get non-curable deadly sickness and give it to them
13 electrocution
14 get extremely rare, large, and sharp diamond and cut them (found at your local Canadian Tire)
15 lock them in a fridge?
16 Will it blend?
account is now 25% less hackable!
m_i_rite
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 16:50:32
17. Does it flush?
18. Give the Taliban a call
19. Feed it moldy turnovers
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 16:54:47
20. aids
22. dog?
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Pumpki
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 16:55:52
21. ALIEN INVASION!
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Pumpki
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 16:56:30
23. Make them $#!7 Bricks
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m_i_rite
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 16:58:06
24. Break the space-time continuum WITH THEIR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!11
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xX5P1K3Xx
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 18:33:54
25.tweet his/her existence when twitter is down
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Edit By: m_i_rite At: 2009-10-18 18:35:14
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m_i_rite
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 18:43:17
26. Geno-Cide!
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m_i_rite
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 18:45:00
27. Concrete shoes
28. Cyanide
29. T.N.T
30. neckties
31. Contracts
32. High voltage!!!
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Posted At: 2009-10-18 19:54:55
33. beer
34. force them to watch carlos mencia
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